This shall be my first contribution to the blogosphere to clarify the actual events of the Brewers' game, as observed by the 36 year old father. So…
1. “They ate and ate and ate and ate and ate” This is true. Here is an itemized list of Girum's tailgate food:
(1) grilled veggie burger pattie w/ketchup
(4) mini dill pickles
(3) mozz cheese whips
(6-8) salt/black pepper kettle chips
(6-8) fresh organic strawberries
(50,000) organic raspberries
(1/2) chunk of muskmelon
(1) apricot fruit leather
“…ice cream, so much lemonade, a lot of ice cream” My son exaggerates. I WISH we ate that much ice cream. Here is an itemized list of his stadium fare:
(1) 3.5 oz. package of ‘Dippin’ Dots’ shared with Other G. My G didn’t even WANT ice cream at first because of his little rotund belly. The child had 4 teaspoons of ice cream, ultimately.
(1/4) container of frozen lemonade. G lost patience with my stuggle to scrape rock hard lemon ice and decided it was time to go home.
2. "They spent a lot of time in the parking lot." We spent 1 hour in the parking lot tailgating. He loved it.
3. “Don Joel received a ticket.” I spent a lot of time trying to clarify this one. ‘Bad’ tickets as given for parking violations and speeding. 'Good’ tickets as provided by Don Joel to see the Milwaukee Brewers. When the attendant asked for our tickets, I quickly handed them over and a perplexed G asked me, "Were they speeding, Papa?" Maybe.
4. “There were girls involved in this dog-event.” Upon returning to Don Joel’s house he accompanied us to our station wagon parked on the street. The neighbor lady and daughters lost control of their two dogs resulting in a panicked G clutching my leg. Don Joel’s daughter gave chase, too. So, yes, girls were involved in this dog-event.
5. G and G happily scurried about the playground for 15 minutes or so.
6. “They went shopping in the stores in the stadium.” It was Other G’s 4th birthday and don Joel wanted to get him a smaller Brewers' cap. G determined his was just fine and he would be alright. Just one store. C'mon.
7. We arrived home at 10:06 pm and G declared that I would have to get him up a lot to pee. Truth.
There you have it, folks. After a 1st inning tailgate coma he was alert and inquisitive through 7 innings. That’s called a quality start.