What GRITS says

"I'm the gran Nigus." (The gran Nigus (Um, Span-haric?) is the king in one of G's favorite books: The Perfect Orange.)

"Are my hands brown?"
"Yes."
"What color are your hands?"
"Tell me."
"Green."
"Eh, no. I'm very, very, very light brown."

"Where is Father Haile Kirros?" (He is one of the characters in one of GRITS' favorite books: The Best Beekeeper of Lalibela.)